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Top 10 hilarious African behaviors that will blow your mind away.

1.late night calls
Their are those folks who call at 2.am to ask "are you sleeping?"  or will flash you to call them back  and when you do just explain they wanted to say "hi?".
2.lifts 
We all know of africans who wait for 10 minutes for a lift, to go one floor up. Meanwhile pressing the buttons even though it's lit up, and then will charge into the elevator before the occupants have disembarked.
3.rushing to a disaster scene
We africans will rush to  a disaster scene in huge numbers making it worse for everyone.
4.Overtaking
Most African drivers like overtaking vehicles like  brainless maniacs on corners or near the top of the hills.
5.Burial
Death rituals in Africa are deeply rooted in the cultural beliefs and traditions.
In the period before burial, when mourners arrive  at the home, there is always aloud distinctive crying.
We bury our on our family land and the plot maybe near the house.
6.Marriage 
Marriages in Africa takes many different forms in Africa. Most of our Africa marriage system do share several characteristics, they mostly involve the transfer of dowry - cash, goods(cows, goats, sheep)  or services - from the groom or his family to the brides family.
7.Greetings
The most common African greeting is the handshake. When greeting someone with whom you share a personal relationship, the handshake is more prolonged.
8.Urinating along the roads 
Africans especially men seem to be deaf and blind. No matter the warnings written everywhere, they will go ahead and urinate there.
9.Folding money 
Most Africans especially women will fold their money like nobody else will ever own it.
10.Drinking too much and causing a scene 
Africans like drinking too much and cause trouble and unnecessary attention at public joints. For example, men start fighting each other, lashing out at imaginary haters.



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